Monday, January 19, 2009

Genuine guarantee

I’ve got it! I’ve finally found the key!!
A surefire way to be pain free.
A genuine money-back guarantee…
Just get a blank obituary ;
Put your name in the blank and send it to ME.
It doesn’t cost a fortune you see
Just make me your beneficiary
be sure to send it priority.
My henchmen will visit tomorrow at 3!
And don’t forget to send the money!

2 comments:

  1. oh boy... having that kinda day huh mom?

    i'll hve video for you tomorrow of Ande playing, that might help some ofthe pain.

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